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Ok, I'm having a very hecting week here (I wonder why I still spending my time on my blog), and more to come!

Lets see,

1. Chemistry practical test, this wednesday. *haven't prepared yet(?)*

2. Physics IDS. *Preparing and having trouble*

3. Physics presentation. *Preparing*

4. Mathemathics test + DI next week. *not ready yet*

Untuk pengetahuan anda, Physics kitorang kena design experiment based on kitorang punya research topic.

Nak tahu apa research topic aku?

"Nuclear Warfare: A Physics Assessment on their Dangers"

macamana la aku nak design experiment? =="

Nasib baik dah dapat idea.

Tak sabar nak present.
*KABOOM!* Peace~ ^^


By the way, I've found a thai commercial; so damn sengal. hahaha.


"I no know speak English"

"Abang2, boleh tolong ajarkan ina subjek sains ni tak?"

Terasa seluar kaki ditarik manja ketika terdengar suara kecil itu. Baru berumur 11 tahun dan akan menduduki UPSR tahun depan.

Maka bermulalah sesi tusyen sains. But there was something terribly wrong and disturbing. Ina langsung tidak memahami subjek tersebut. Dia hanya boleh belajar didalam bilik darjah bersama guru,

"Itupun kalau cikgu tu nak ajar lah," Ujar Ina.

Dan dia tak boleh nak ulangkaji sendiri subjek tersebut kerana dia memang lemah English, sekolah kampung je. Di akhir sesi tusyen, saya dapat merasakan tahap inputnya di sekolah tak melebihi 20%! Bloody horrible.

Ok, ini mungkin isu lapuk. Tapi percaya atau tidak, isu ini masih hangat diperdebatkan di kedai2 kopi mahupun di kenduri2 kahwin.

PPSMI.

To me, the government's action to revert back the lesson to our mother's toungue is no longer an option.
I know, the purpose of teaching of Science and Maths in English (first implemented in 2003) is to increase the standard of our educational system. But did it succeed?

Yes, but only for those who already have a strong basic in english. For those who are not, what do they get? None!

Correct me if I am wrong, to me, the purpose of education is to decrease the sosio-economic gap among the Malaysian citizen. Ironically, PPSMI counteracts the purpose itself!

To those who still supports PPSMI, I know your points. Once, I was a supporter too. I know the benefit of it and it helps in giving me an advantage in pursuing my Australian foundation programme. Before you want to comment anything, just sit down for a while and think. Put in another person's shoes like the not-so-fortunate ones who live in kampungs. Do they benefit?

Some of you may say,

"Hey, I learned Maths and Science in English and I still manage to get an 'A'!"

Ok, lets talk about this.

My mother once had a chat with a person working in the Ministry of Education. She said the passing marks for Science in 2005 PMR (my PMR) was 56% (even the questions were extremely easy)!

So if you get an 'A' for science in PMR, don't get cocky because maybe your marks was just 57%. Ponder, what will happen to our self-acclaimed high quality education.

As you can see, implementation of PPSMI will clearly destroy our very own educational system together with its purpose. Now, the Ministry will revert back to Bahasa in 2012 hoping it would remedy the damage that they have done. To me, PPSMI is an elitist idea. It only benefit certain people.

Let the politicians decide how we may live with dignity, now and always (A. Samad Said).

Scrubs

Ok, this post was supposed to be "posted" yesterday.


Dia tak tahu tempat untuk redeem tiket MTV world stage.
Dia pergi information counter.

"Adik tahu tak? Celcom dah print 10,000 ticket untuk redeem. Adik bayangkan 10,000 orang datang ke kaunter ni tanya pasal tiket..."

Syaitan merah pergi solat di Surau. Ganas.

Jangan rosakkan benda yang memang dah rosak.

The All American Rejects rocks!

Oh and, Hoobastank ada nyanyi lagu ni. Agak cool disitu.

Hamburger 1, Nugget 1 = H1N1

Sorry lambat update post.


Berbalik kepada teka-teki yang aku bagi last time.
Congratulations to Nik Hazwani. Beliau berjaya meneka dengan agak tepat.

Hadiah dah pun diberi.

Nak tahu jawapannnya?

Jawapannya Guru. Kenapa guru?

Kerana seorang ibu nak tidurkan seorang anak pun bukan main susah.
Tapi seorang guru boleh tidurkan semua pelajar dalam satu classroom. Hehe. ;)
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People around me have the habbit of crying because of me?


Having a bug.

For the first time in more than 365 days, my body is unable withold infection!


Dah lama tak demam. Haha.

Its ok. You leuco dudes did a great job. ^^

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For the first time in more than 365 days also, my plan have actually worked accordingly!

Heh, yang ni tahu pulak nak berhasil.
Kadang-kadang aku rasa aku dalam prank reality tv show, tapi mana kameranya?
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For the first time in 365 days, I think I know what to do when Deja Vu happens again.

Pengalaman mengajar kan?
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Buat masa ni, baru lima orang dah cuba jawab teka-teki aku. (most of them answered directly to me ==)

Non of them were able to answer correctly.

Still got time. Sundae is still on the table. =)

So happy together.

Kali ni aku malas nak type panjang-panjang. Button "P" aku ada masalah. Liat. Mungkin ada benda terselit kot. hmm2.


Ok, for this post, aku nak bagi riddle. Siapa boleh jawab, Sundae McD akan menjadi milik anda (Terms and conditions apply). Hehehe, menarik?

Nota: Kepada Faidzal, Alan dan siapa-siapa sahaja yang aku pernah bagi riddle ni, tidak dibenarkan untuk jawab atau memberi jawapan kepada orang lain. You know who you are ya?

Soalannya berbunyi begini...

Siapa yang lebih menenangkan, seorang ibu atau seorang guru?
Kalau ibu, kenapa?
Kalau guru, kenapa?

Tempoh yang diberikan adalah seminggu dari sekarang. Best of luck. ^^

There is this one music video which is so damn interesting. To those who do not fancy metal musics, you can just mute the sound and watch the video. Aku suka perempuan yang kena cheated tu. Eventhough she seems a little, err, bitchy?

Your tears don't fall, they crash around me. =)


Lactic Acid Buildup. Sore Abs

Post ni aku nak cerita kisah buli. Bukan aku yang kena buli, tapi nak kata tak kena buli tak juga. Nak aku cerita tak?


Takpe, aku cerita juga. Won't hurt anyone now would it?

Time: About 2 weeks after form 1 Orientation, Saturday 7.00 pm

Place: MRSM Kuala Klawang, Negeri Sembilan.

Kisahnya bermula masa aku tengah baring-baring, lepak-lepak. Amannya hidup masa hujung minggu.

Then suddenly,,

"woi Sikat!"

Ahh, I know this voice. Nama beliau Malik (bukan nama sebenar). Beliau terkenal sebagai senior yang paling gemar mempermainkan pelajar form one. Bagaimana beliau kenal aku? Itu lagi panjang cerita.

"Jom ikut aku jalan jom? hahhaa"

"Nak gi mana bang?+~+" (nota: panggilan abang wajib digunakan untuk junior memanggil senior)

"Kau ikut je lah bodoh, banyak tanya pulak"


Tanpa belas kasihan, Malik menyambar pergelangan tangan aku sambil menarik aku keluar kiub. (nota: Kiub = bilik)

No use of fighting. Badan aku kecil, keding. Form one lah katakan. Hingus pun tak tahu macam mana nak lap.

Must be my lucky day. +_+| He continues to drag me to..

Kiub next door.

Kelihatan Amir, kawan aku tengah nyenyak tidur petang sambil mengeluarkan dengkuran kuat yang melebihi 60 decibel. Potential sound pollution maybe?

"Bodoh punya gemuk, tidur je keje" Kata Malik sambil melihat2 keadaan sekeliling. Beliau ternampak sebotol minyak angin. Idea kotor mula melayang ke minda beliau.

"Uish, abang nak buat apa ni? ==""

"Hehehehe XD"

Malik membuka botol minyak tersebut sebelum melemparkan senyuman iblis ke arah aku.

"Get ready to run."

"@_@!!"

Titisan-titisan minyak mula ditumpahkan Malik ke atas seluar Amir, tepat dibawah perut, sehinggalah habis botol tersebut. Korang bayang ar sendiri betapa basahnya seluar Amir.

"Go, run!"

Kitorang bergegas keluar dari kiub tersebut, meninggalkan hentaman pintu. Aku menggunakan peluang tu untuk lari dari Malik.
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Satu blok asrama bergema dengan jeritan penuh kesakitan.