Sensitive
7:15 AM
One day, I asked my mom.
Me: Ibu, if one day when 'The Day' comes, would you mind if I don't do Tahlil to you?
Ibu: No, of course not. In fact, it is better if you don't do it right? =)
Me: Yeay!! ^_^
That day, I couldn't stop smiling. =)
Oh, I'm soooo sorry if my post sounds a little, "wahabbi".
lol.
whatever.
Humm~~~
1:43 AM
Well, T'day is not a very good day. Received a few bad news.
My results are finally out yesterday. Not bad but not high enough either. One grade up in ESL and I'll sure to be in "benchmark".
But I'm not that upset. I've tried my best. Whatever He wills to give, I'll accept.
After all, He is The Best Planner of all. =)
12:23 AM
Can you imagine your life where you are being tailed, watched.
Every movement.
Every speech.
Every time you walk out of the door,
when you're talking to someone.
you feel someone is at behind you.
Silently spying on you.
You call that responsibility.
I call that living in a prison without bars.
* * *
BTN bez! I really respect the urusetia esp One. =)
I hope I can do abseiling again.
Pengisian
11:12 AM
Gah! At last.
Behold, my new template~ Well uhh, well it's not finished yet and have loads of things to add.
Its 3.14 and I'm gonna drop.
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Enjoy yourself tomorrow guys. =)
hikayat gagak terbang terbalik
3:25 AM
hahaha. lama gila aku tak update blog.
macam pernah dengar je kan tajuk ni? kalau orang tu menulis hikayat kasawari lari-lari
(betul ke? 0.o), kini aku menulis tentang kisah gagak yang tak reti-reti nak terbang dari dulu.
Nota: ini cerita lama sebenarnya. Ini antara blog yang penulis simpan dalam draft. Selepas lebih kurang 3-4 bulan, penulis mula mengambil keputusan untuk mempublish post tersebut. Enjoy=)
Ceritanya bermula apabila Si Gagak tersepit di bawah jasad seekor haiwan lain yang sedang terdampar kesakitan. Dia mahu melepaskan diri. Berkali-kali gagak cuba memanggil haiwan tersebut tetapi tidak dedingarinya. Gagak Bersimpati dengan haiwan tersebut yang juga sedang kesakitan. Tambahan pula, haiwan itu juga ada kawan rapat Gagak! Oleh itu, Gagak memilih untuk membiarkan dirinya dihempap sambil menahan kesakitan.
Suatu masa, gagak pun berfikir.
Gagak: Aduih, takleh tahan dah ni. +_+
Lalu gagak mengambil langkah yang drastik.
Beliau mengambil lajak (padahal kena hempap?) sambil mematuk haiwan rakannya itu sekuat hati.
Terdengar gemaan suara tangisan daripada haiwan tersebut.
Begitu kuat sehingga semua haiwan-haiwan rimba terkejut dengan suara tangisan itu sambil memekik
"What the hell!!?"
Haiwan-haiwan rimba mula memandang tajam kearah Gagak. Mereka menengking Gagak dengan tindakannya yang dikatakan kejam itu.
Haiwan2 rimba: Apa kau dah buat gagak?!!
Gagak: Aku-
Haiwan2 rimba: Sampai hati kau!!
Gagak: Boleh bagi masa aku explain? ==
Haiwan2 rimba: Tak boleh!!!
Gagak: ==" fine~
Lalu gagak cuba melebarkan sayapnya.
"Bapak sakit!!!"
Terdengar suara haiwan Si Penghempap memanggilnya.
Si Penghempap: Gagak, lepas ni terbang jauh2 ya? =)
Gagak:.....
Gagak cuba melebarkan sayapnya kali kedua.
"Ya Tuhan, sakit gila! macamana aku nak terbang ni? =="
Gagak pun terduduk sambil memikirkan nasibnya.
Tiba-tiba, Gagak terasa ada orang memanggilnya dari belakang.
Haiwan Si Penghempap lagi rupanya..
Gagak: Rakanku, boleh tak kalau kita kembali kawan macam dulu?
Si Penghempap: BODOH! BODOH! BODOH!!!!
Gagak:....
Gagak pun terus beredar dari situ dengan melompat-lompat seperti burung pipit ditepi jalan.
Darah masih memercik sedang beliau berjalan. Air jernih pula mula mencairkan (dilute) darah yang mengalir di paruhnya.
Dalam keegoan dia meninggalkan kawasan hutan itu, ternyata dia masih merasa sebak dengan nasib yang menimpanya.
Bersambung....
Ahli
6:29 AM
You guys are talking about suppressing us.
Just tell me if we are some kind of a CONTAGIOUS DISEASE????
19 tahun. =)
8:14 PM
Huahua. Aku dah tua rupanya.
Rasa macam baru semalam sambut birthday dengan Izyan, Zuhair, Aqila, Hilal dll.
Rasa macam kelip mata kejap je. Tiba2 dah tua. haha.
Ok post yang ringkas.
Dan kepada mereka yang menjanjikan hadiah. Saya menanti. wahahha. =)
No more in phase
1:19 AM
* * *
Thanks to all my fellow classmates.
Joneights!!=)
Yeah, my life would suck in Taylor's without you guys.
Finals, this is it!
* * *
Kawan, aku tau rasanya ada di tempat kau,
Aku pun lelaki macam kau; still ada naluri dan common sense sebagai lelaki,
Kau rasa seronok, excited, pada masa yang sama kau rasa sangat-sangat possessive,
Seronok bermain, seronok membiarkan orang lain berlari,
Tapi pernah tak kau fikir apa yang akan datang selepas tu?
Hakikatnya, aku tahu,
Kerana hakikatnya, aku dengan kau lelaki.
Sama.
* * *
It's getting near......
Critical moment.
Steady feet, don't fail me now!
I'm gonna keep running.
But even fairy tales don't have happy endings do they?
It's ok,
Steady hands, just take the wheel!
Drive me somewhere safe.
Oh, time to make one last appeal.
After all, I am the r- selected.
Aku bukan Shuperman
3:48 AM
There's no need to feel fear.
The world is cold anyway.
* * *
Banyak benda bodoh berlaku semenjak2 ni.
Kes 1: Hutang
Lagu latar: One Republic - Apologize
Ariq: weyh, aku nak kau bayar hutang aku.
Me: Weyh, aku takde duit lagi la. Esok aku bayar.
Ariq: Sekarang takleh?
Me: Aku takde duit~~ btol~
Ariq: Then kau pinjam duit aku dlu.
Me: Untuk apa?
Ariq: Bayar hutang aku.
Me: The heck? ==
Kes 2: Puasa
Lagu Latar: Lady Gaga - Poker Face
Aku sedang buat homework bersama 4 orang rakan sementara tunggu kelas; rutin biasa.
Kedad: Wey, jom beli nasi lemak.
Me: Aku puasa.
Kedad: ohhh, puasa enam. Berapa hari dah?
Me: tiga =)
Kedad: ohh, aku tinggal lagi 2. Seriq, kau?
Seriq: Korang tak habeh puasa lagi ke? Aku sikit lagi kot.
Me: Yeke? Berapa hari lagi tinggal? 0.o
Seriq: Enam.
Me & Kedad: =.=
Kes 3: "Missing"
Lagu latar: The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell
Dalam perjalanan untuk ke kelas. Aku akan lalu tangga dekat library. Kat situ ada noticeboard. Lazim kelihatan notis2 tentang barang2 yang hilang.
LOST
HDD 320GB. Any info please contact 014 *******
Me:(monolog dalaman) Kurang ajar betul. Adeke nak curi external orang? ><
Seminggu lepas tu....
LOST
Texas Instrument Graphing Calculator. Contact 013 ********
Me: (monolog dalaman) Ok fine, Calculator orang pun nak rembat. Tak kesian ke kawan tu? ><
Keesokan harinya....
Me: errr?? =.=
LOST
season 2
012 *******
*excited state*
3:33 AM
In an ecosystem. There are two types of organism. First group of organism is called the r-selected and the other is called the k-selected.
What are they?
Before an ecosystem establishes (eg. in sand dunes or in a burnt forest), the r-selected group acts as pioneer species. They have high "reproductive effort" hence their presence blooms over the new environment.
Unfortunately, the r-selected have short life span. Somehow the r-selected change their own environment and make it hostile to themselves. A paradox. Overtime, the environment transforms and the other type of organism emerges. The k-selected.
The environment that the r-selected left contains a whole lot of nutrients for the k-selected. The presence of them marks the sign of a stable environment.
the r-selected changes the environment which favors the k-selected.
Are you the k-selected or the r-selected? =)
The Devil Wears Lacoste
6:55 AM
Kakngah: Syau, tolong tengokkan Daniel. Anah nak gi beli barang jap.
Me: Mana Daniel?
Kakngah: Tengah tidur.
Me: Oh, okay.
So there was I. Home alone as usual.
A few minutes after that, I heard a police siren. Then my house bell rang.
Me: The heck? ==
I decided to go out. There stood a man with a blue uniform with a white Waja right behind him.
A Policemen?
Me: Ada apa encik?
The police gave an irritated expression.
Policemen: Adik ada perasan apa-apa hilang tak?
Me: Apa yang hilang? 0.0
Policemen: Adeh, meh la naik kete dulu. *patting the police car behind*
I don't know what he was talking about. Am I into somekind of trouble or something? =="
So without question, I boarded the car. The police then explained everything.
Policemen: Kau patut bangga dapat naik kereta polis. xD
Me: Bangga-bangga... =="
After all of that settled, it's time for me to go home.
Oh, crap! I was suppose to take care of Daniel now.
I rushed back home with the speed of light. Daniel must be crying right now.
The front door creaked open as I entered my house.
Me: Why is it too quiet? ==
Took a few steps and saw this horrendous sight.
Me: Dan!!! >.<
So there goes my mouse. Terus rosak lepas tu. =="
Pegawai Takbir??
8:06 AM
Ok, lama tak update blog.
Perlu diakui memang raya sekarang ni dah makin suram.
Mari kita lihat.
Masa umur....
1-3 tahun.
Tak ingat camne raya time tu.
4-11 tahun.
Raya memang besh. Lagi-lagi bila kena naik kete sampai 9 jam dari penang nak ke Kuala Pilah.
Tiap2 petang kitorang (aku dan cousins) akan jalan2 dari umah ke rumah.
Objektif: kumpul duit raya sebanyak mungkin.
Highest score: tak ingat la, tapi ada la sampai RM300 kot (yeah, aku tau korang lagi banyak).
Not to mention mercun & bunga api. Tiap-tiap malam musti ada pesta mercun. Sebut je, thunder clap, bawang, naga, semua-semualah.
12-14
Masa ni, aku dah pindah negeri sembilan. So tak terasa sangat suasana balik kampung. Masa ni, dah mula segan nak jalan2 raya lagi dah.
15 tahun.
Aku tak ingat. Tapi memang kureng sikit masa ni. PMR kot?
16 tahun
Bosan.
17 tahun.
lagi bosan pasal tengah ready nak SPM.
18 tahun.
Masa ni, aku tak bz, tapi cousins pulak amek SPM... =="
19 tahun??
Too early to tell. =)
Salam Lebaran.
Minal Aidin Walfaizin. <---- (Aku baru tau ni cara sebutan yang betul)
1:29 AM
Behold, my things to do before next week comes.
Plus, Some of them I MUST finish by this weekend! +_+
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Allah, grant me strength.
And forgive me,
for I have sinned.
Where's Grace?
2:29 AM
What would you do when the whole world come against you, but you're sure you're doing the right thing?
Sisa
2:33 AM
Lets see,
1. Chemistry practical test, this wednesday. *haven't prepared yet(?)*
2. Physics IDS. *Preparing and having trouble*
3. Physics presentation. *Preparing*
4. Mathemathics test + DI next week. *not ready yet*
Untuk pengetahuan anda, Physics kitorang kena design experiment based on kitorang punya research topic.
Nak tahu apa research topic aku?
"Nuclear Warfare: A Physics Assessment on their Dangers"
macamana la aku nak design experiment? =="
Nasib baik dah dapat idea.
Tak sabar nak present.
*KABOOM!* Peace~ ^^
By the way, I've found a thai commercial; so damn sengal. hahaha.
"I no know speak English"
5:51 PM
"Abang2, boleh tolong ajarkan ina subjek sains ni tak?"
Terasa seluar kaki ditarik manja ketika terdengar suara kecil itu. Baru berumur 11 tahun dan akan menduduki UPSR tahun depan.
Maka bermulalah sesi tusyen sains. But there was something terribly wrong and disturbing. Ina langsung tidak memahami subjek tersebut. Dia hanya boleh belajar didalam bilik darjah bersama guru,
"Itupun kalau cikgu tu nak ajar lah," Ujar Ina.
Dan dia tak boleh nak ulangkaji sendiri subjek tersebut kerana dia memang lemah English, sekolah kampung je. Di akhir sesi tusyen, saya dapat merasakan tahap inputnya di sekolah tak melebihi 20%! Bloody horrible.
PPSMI.
To me, the government's action to revert back the lesson to our mother's toungue is no longer an option.
I know, the purpose of teaching of Science and Maths in English (first implemented in 2003) is to increase the standard of our educational system. But did it succeed?
Yes, but only for those who already have a strong basic in english. For those who are not, what do they get? None!
Correct me if I am wrong, to me, the purpose of education is to decrease the sosio-economic gap among the Malaysian citizen. Ironically, PPSMI counteracts the purpose itself!
To those who still supports PPSMI, I know your points. Once, I was a supporter too. I know the benefit of it and it helps in giving me an advantage in pursuing my Australian foundation programme. Before you want to comment anything, just sit down for a while and think. Put in another person's shoes like the not-so-fortunate ones who live in kampungs. Do they benefit?
Some of you may say,
"Hey, I learned Maths and Science in English and I still manage to get an 'A'!"
Ok, lets talk about this.
My mother once had a chat with a person working in the Ministry of Education. She said the passing marks for Science in 2005 PMR (my PMR) was 56% (even the questions were extremely easy)!
So if you get an 'A' for science in PMR, don't get cocky because maybe your marks was just 57%. Ponder, what will happen to our self-acclaimed high quality education.
As you can see, implementation of PPSMI will clearly destroy our very own educational system together with its purpose. Now, the Ministry will revert back to Bahasa in 2012 hoping it would remedy the damage that they have done. To me, PPSMI is an elitist idea. It only benefit certain people.
Let the politicians decide how we may live with dignity, now and always (A. Samad Said).
Scrubs
10:41 PM
Ok, this post was supposed to be "posted" yesterday.
Dia tak tahu tempat untuk redeem tiket MTV world stage.
Dia pergi information counter.
"Adik tahu tak? Celcom dah print 10,000 ticket untuk redeem. Adik bayangkan 10,000 orang datang ke kaunter ni tanya pasal tiket..."
Syaitan merah pergi solat di Surau. Ganas.
Jangan rosakkan benda yang memang dah rosak.
The All American Rejects rocks!
Oh and, Hoobastank ada nyanyi lagu ni. Agak cool disitu.
Hamburger 1, Nugget 1 = H1N1
11:11 PM
Sorry lambat update post.
Berbalik kepada teka-teki yang aku bagi last time.
Congratulations to Nik Hazwani. Beliau berjaya meneka dengan agak tepat.
Hadiah dah pun diberi.
Nak tahu jawapannnya?
Jawapannya Guru. Kenapa guru?
Kerana seorang ibu nak tidurkan seorang anak pun bukan main susah.
Tapi seorang guru boleh tidurkan semua pelajar dalam satu classroom. Hehe. ;)
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People around me have the habbit of crying because of me?
Having a bug.
4:17 AM
For the first time in more than 365 days, my body is unable withold infection!
Dah lama tak demam. Haha.
Its ok. You leuco dudes did a great job. ^^
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For the first time in more than 365 days also, my plan have actually worked accordingly!
Heh, yang ni tahu pulak nak berhasil.
Kadang-kadang aku rasa aku dalam prank reality tv show, tapi mana kameranya?
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For the first time in 365 days, I think I know what to do when Deja Vu happens again.
Pengalaman mengajar kan?
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Buat masa ni, baru lima orang dah cuba jawab teka-teki aku. (most of them answered directly to me ==)
Non of them were able to answer correctly.
Still got time. Sundae is still on the table. =)
So happy together.
3:53 AM
Kali ni aku malas nak type panjang-panjang. Button "P" aku ada masalah. Liat. Mungkin ada benda terselit kot. hmm2.
Ok, for this post, aku nak bagi riddle. Siapa boleh jawab, Sundae McD akan menjadi milik anda (Terms and conditions apply). Hehehe, menarik?
Nota: Kepada Faidzal, Alan dan siapa-siapa sahaja yang aku pernah bagi riddle ni, tidak dibenarkan untuk jawab atau memberi jawapan kepada orang lain. You know who you are ya?
Soalannya berbunyi begini...
Siapa yang lebih menenangkan, seorang ibu atau seorang guru?
Kalau ibu, kenapa?
Kalau guru, kenapa?
Tempoh yang diberikan adalah seminggu dari sekarang. Best of luck. ^^
There is this one music video which is so damn interesting. To those who do not fancy metal musics, you can just mute the sound and watch the video. Aku suka perempuan yang kena cheated tu. Eventhough she seems a little, err, bitchy?
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me. =)
Lactic Acid Buildup. Sore Abs
2:01 AM
Post ni aku nak cerita kisah buli. Bukan aku yang kena buli, tapi nak kata tak kena buli tak juga. Nak aku cerita tak?
Takpe, aku cerita juga. Won't hurt anyone now would it?
Time: About 2 weeks after form 1 Orientation, Saturday 7.00 pm
Place: MRSM Kuala Klawang, Negeri Sembilan.
Kisahnya bermula masa aku tengah baring-baring, lepak-lepak. Amannya hidup masa hujung minggu.
Then suddenly,,
"woi Sikat!"
Ahh, I know this voice. Nama beliau Malik (bukan nama sebenar). Beliau terkenal sebagai senior yang paling gemar mempermainkan pelajar form one. Bagaimana beliau kenal aku? Itu lagi panjang cerita.
"Jom ikut aku jalan jom? hahhaa"
"Nak gi mana bang?+~+" (nota: panggilan abang wajib digunakan untuk junior memanggil senior)
"Kau ikut je lah bodoh, banyak tanya pulak"
Tanpa belas kasihan, Malik menyambar pergelangan tangan aku sambil menarik aku keluar kiub. (nota: Kiub = bilik)
No use of fighting. Badan aku kecil, keding. Form one lah katakan. Hingus pun tak tahu macam mana nak lap.
Must be my lucky day. +_+| He continues to drag me to..
Kiub next door.
Kelihatan Amir, kawan aku tengah nyenyak tidur petang sambil mengeluarkan dengkuran kuat yang melebihi 60 decibel. Potential sound pollution maybe?
"Bodoh punya gemuk, tidur je keje" Kata Malik sambil melihat2 keadaan sekeliling. Beliau ternampak sebotol minyak angin. Idea kotor mula melayang ke minda beliau.
"Uish, abang nak buat apa ni? ==""
"Hehehehe XD"
Malik membuka botol minyak tersebut sebelum melemparkan senyuman iblis ke arah aku.
"Get ready to run."
"@_@!!"
Titisan-titisan minyak mula ditumpahkan Malik ke atas seluar Amir, tepat dibawah perut, sehinggalah habis botol tersebut. Korang bayang ar sendiri betapa basahnya seluar Amir.
"Go, run!"
Kitorang bergegas keluar dari kiub tersebut, meninggalkan hentaman pintu. Aku menggunakan peluang tu untuk lari dari Malik.
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Satu blok asrama bergema dengan jeritan penuh kesakitan.
Langit Cerah.
3:52 AM
Fuh,
Setelah sekian lama aku tak berblog.
Memang, ramai orang asyik tanya,
"You've stopped blogging Syaukat?"
"Bro, mana blog kau?"
"Bagi la link."
Relax, I'm the type of guy who keeps my promises. =)
P.S: I would be cool if you can give me feedback about my new layout. Entahlah, macam sakit mata je tengok. Haha. So kalau nak komen, tolong bagi rating 1 to 10 untuk layout aku. Tq ^^
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